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machew

an expression when you realize you are a pissed off, washed up hockey player yelling at high school hockey players who are cancers.
Where's machew?
by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003
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machead

A dirogitary term used as a way to insult poor computer and poor programming skills skills, silly YouTube videos and a homosexual tone of voice.
by jeanJeanJean June 11, 2009
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macheva

The coolest muther fucker in the world.
Macheva is the shit...
by Emily August 28, 2003
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MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.
"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"
by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006
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Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.
Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!
by Anti-AM November 29, 2010
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Micheal Jackson

A pedofile and pervert. And if you searched this up you are old and dumb.
I like Micheal Jackson!

Your old and a rapist.
by Dimbogayboi May 7, 2019
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Micheal Jackson

A massive nonce who raped your 5 year old daughter twice in the throat and a singer and dancer
Micheal Jackson tells me to call him daddy
by Hsjsjsjy October 19, 2019
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