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Mississippi Dang Dang

Devin -Man them ole girls is falling hard for Brady and Ty... Dusty-You wonder why.....Bryan-Its that Mississippi Dang Dang. #MDD
by BSims42 September 8, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Pile

Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.
by ManNamedJo October 8, 2018
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Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
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mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
by bl184999 November 21, 2011
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Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.
An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.
by thjam September 19, 2014
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Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!
by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019
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