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Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
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Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.
At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good
by TallMoney December 7, 2020
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Mississippi Dang Dang

Devin -Man them ole girls is falling hard for Brady and Ty... Dusty-You wonder why.....Bryan-Its that Mississippi Dang Dang. #MDD
by BSims42 September 8, 2021
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mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
by bl184999 November 21, 2011
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Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!
by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Sticker

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker
by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019
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Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.
Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.
by Brisket01 August 4, 2018
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