minge watching

When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex

Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.

by DjangoTheMysterious February 03, 2016

dott-minge

When her puss is so tight the opening is like a small dot.

polar opposite to a canyon-minge

- Did you have a good time last night?
- Omg she had a dott-minge so I lasted like 10 seconds

Her hole was tiny and I thought she had vaginismus, but turns out she had a dott-minge, once I was in, everything was golden

by revilo clockberg jr November 09, 2020

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

Minge Brick

A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick

Dude I wouldn't go near Stacey, she got a minge brick!

by PHASH27y373484u4834fnfjkdnd June 29, 2010

Stinkin' Minge

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Southern Comfort and 7-Up.

Hey, Bar Wench, mix me a Stinkin' Minge.

by Lil' Dude January 08, 2008

ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

Prop-Minge

A person who surrounds themselves with props.

This dude is being a prop-minge, he surrounded himself with props to keep people from getting to him

by MonolithDictionary June 26, 2016