Militant

Conservative jargon for "a person we disagree with who is succeeding", especially if that person is a public official.

"People with civil zeal: Patriots. Patriots you disagree with: Activists. Activists who are succeeding: Militants." -Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (satirical)

Those militant atheists are trying to ban us from saying Christmas, by saying happy holidays instead!

by EdaDick December 9, 2020

Step Milato (Mulatto)

1. When a white person divorces a white person and remarries a black person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"

2. When a black person divorces a black person and remarries a white person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"

1. My dad just got re-married to a black woman so now I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"

2. I'm not racist, my mom just re-married a white woman so I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"

by E Fat October 23, 2012

Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo January 4, 2008

Underground Militia

1. A bitch mowing unit - pwning noobs everyday
2. Guns and artillery that are concealed underneath the sea level
3. A leet unit of pros, leveling out the field of noobs.

Man, that Underground Militia team stomped us.
Wow, we got fistfxxxd by Underground Militia.
Playing Underground Militia makes me want to quit life.

by Blane Johnson November 10, 2008

kinetic military action

'Kinetic Military Action' is when the US invades a country to protect it's oil interests and claims it's protecting innocent civiliuans

The US invasion of Libya is a kinetic military action

by Chimp999 April 11, 2011

melotron

the fucking cutest cat in the history of the world...

awww, look at melotron and mango spoon...it's the fucking cutest thing i've ever seen. that must be the cutest cat in the history of the world.

by dimvladkost July 4, 2008

Melotraumatic

When a person has a horrible experience/injury and either talks about it over and over again or blames all of his/her faults on it for months after it happened. Either way, he/she makes way too big a deal out of the traumatic experience.

Man 1: I swear, I feel bad for that girl who had a nasty concussion after that car accident, but now, every time she loses her temper, she just blames that accident for it.
Man 2: I know, she's so melotraumatic.

Friend 1: Dude, I can never date any woman again after my last girlfriend cheated on me with my brother.
Friend 2: Hey, man, I know that what she did was wrong, but you have to get over her. That was like 11 months ago.
Friend 1: You don't understand, she hurt me deeply-
Friend 2: Dude, stop being so melotraumatic.

by balladofthedarkangel May 6, 2011