Jam Mile

The act of a person committing suicide by jumping from the roof, window, or balcony of a high-rise building.

The "Jam" is derived from the description of the person semi-literally 'splattering' as they hit the ground, while the "Mile" is derived from the long fall between the jumping spot and the ground.

Hotel Babylon quote: "It's much better if they fly the Jam Mile. You know when they jump off their balconies? It means we're not responsible for clearing up the goo."

by AcidCookie July 22, 2009

The Quarter Mile

Dragging your scrotum (preferably freshly shaven) down your partner's naked leg.

I gave the wife the quarter mile last night and she almost barfed, it was awesome.

by crenom December 28, 2009

red and brown mile

When you shit your pants at a night club with your friends and then have to walk home because you don't have a car and you know you would get kicked out of a cab or bus. When your shit sticks to your inner thighs after a few miles of walking, the chafing starts to bleed and by the end of the night you're washing blood and shit off your body after your soul has been crushed.

Steve: "Man, what happened to you Saturday night?"
Charlie: "Too much tequila after that burrito and I couldn't reach the toilet."
Steve: "Gross."
Charlie: "Worse. Dave wouldn't drive me home so I walked a red and brown mile."

by pooniwoven January 12, 2012

mildo

Man's dildo, for insertion in the urethra. Generally smaller/thinner than a traditional dildo.

"Have you seen 'Kids in the Sandbox'? That mildo really reamed out that guys jap's eye."

by Horace October 27, 2004

mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

by MastaP January 24, 2006

Miked Up

A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.

"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"

"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"

by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008

maledom

Literally no one talks about it, even though so many women want it.
A form of BDSM where the man is in charge of the female slave.
In videos the man uses acts such as

Whipping
Spanking
Water Boarding

Genital stretching
Forced orgasm
and etc.

Maledom is a type of BDSM, one of the best at that

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 February 12, 2023