Mike Wazowski

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Mike Wheeler

Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.

Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."

by wheres._.the._.love April 13, 2020

Mike Vitar

A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.

Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar

Friend 2: *creams*

by Kylie Rodriguez November 24, 2021

P Mike

The legend of P Mike is one shrouded in mystery. He himself, is a modern mystery, a rubix cube of sorts. Even his name is a mystery as no one is 100% sure what the P stands for. Local folklore give meanings to the "P" in P Mike as Pretty, Pastor, Pimp, PM for the darkest Mike they know, some say the P is whatever you want it to be...

Why do they call you P Mike?

Yo, where is P Mike?

P Mike...where have you been?

by Siri.1 October 4, 2012

for the love of mike

A general exclamation, meaning "Good Grief!" Similar to "For Pete's sake!" and "For pity's sake!"

For the love of Mike, that's some great corned beef and cabbage!

by hakon01 September 4, 2016

Mike Rakhabit

Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"

Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Mikee Joke

a joke that is lamer than a dad joke

Person 1: Let's play wii!
Person 2: There's no wii... only we......
Person 1: Nope, LOL. That's such a mikee joke omg.

by princessmeowicka April 14, 2014