microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

mikerowave

The act of severly over nuking your food.

Boy, you really mikerowaved that bagel. It's too hot to even touch it.

by Groundskeeper Willy March 6, 2024

Mikerowave

The act of severly over nuking your food. Turns to rubber and is so hot you can't touch it or eat it.

Boy, you Mikerowaved the shit out of that hot pocket.

by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

Mikerowave

The act of severly over nuking your food till it turns to rubber and is too hot to touch or eat.

Boy, You Mikerowaved the shit out of that Hot Pocket.

by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

Mikerowave

When Mike T. microwaves food and has no clue what he's doing and over does it every time. It turns to rubber , is too hot to touch and is basically inedible.

Boy, you Mikerowaved the shit out of that Hot Pocket.

by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

microjave

a pretty sigma music group consisting of two handsome individuals who around friends and make music of the sub genre "meme rap"

"yo dude did you hear that new microjave song?"
"yeah it was so skibidi i love plants vs penis"

by KevinGRizzler May 3, 2024