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Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 23, 2022
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
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broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything
Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?
by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023
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kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
by Your mates mate January 30, 2024
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The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!
by camillelavigne May 22, 2024
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