Megan Wong

a girl with one serious case of acne. (god damn is it scary) used to have a thing for some midget Filipino in the 2nd grade

I cant believe u actually have a thing for that midget ur a total Megan Wong dude

by Bread head April 6, 2019

Megan

Megan is a pretty popular name for a girl. But not all Megans are the same. If you’re lucky, Megan is a pretty, funny, and chill girl. She is relatable and is known for having a vry thicc doggo. So thicc in fact, that it is difficult at times to fit the whole pupper into one photo. Megan is also tall, but not weird tall. She is pretty popular among kids at school. In other words, everyone knows Megan.

Guy 1: yo who’s that new girl over there?
Guy 2: you fucking retard she’s not new!
Guy 1: damn sorry!
Guy 2: that’s megan!
Guy 1: wait... THEE megan?
Guy 2: yes, thy megan
Guy 1: oh yeah i’ve heard about her
Guy 2: yeah, i think she’s pretty cute
Guy 1: that’s deadass what everyone says
Guy 1: but u ain’t wrong tho...

by BillieEilishIsHot July 29, 2019

Megan

Megan is an adventurous and artistic girl with a talent of writing cursive. She can be one of two ways, depending on her mood: she can either brighten up your day and make you grateful for her, or she could make your day a living hell, so don't cross her. She is smart and doesnt take a shit. She enjoys surrounding herself with many people, but once you lose her as a friend you better believe she won't take you back. Shes stubborn and will NOT stop until she gets her way.

Girl 1: "Aweee, Megan just dropped me!"

Girl 2: "What did you do to deserve that?"

Girl 1: "I dated her boyfriend..."

Girl 2: "Welp. You aren't getting her back."

by Avocado_ B1tch June 9, 2019

Megan Robb

A scottish lady with a really oversized Somalian forehead but white as fuck, also a very big sheep thats easily peered pressured and think smokings cool

That Megan Robb really gets on my nerves

by Francisco Malone June 11, 2019

Melaena

the production of dark sticky faeces containing partly digested blood, as a result of internal bleeding or the swallowing of blood.

This dog has melaena

by Linnett September 29, 2019

Megan

Megan is the biggest boi in all da land and she’s also the coolest monkey in the jungle she’s also the best twin you could ever ask for, shes also verry nice and funny and amazing and we all love her

dood 1: why isn’t megan crying? this is a sad movie

dood 2: because she’s a big boi!

by White gurlllllll October 14, 2019

Megan

Gets really good maths test results even though everyone else in the class does terribly

Pretty good at moshing and has a cool beabadoobea beanie

Person: Hi
Megan: Okay

by Baldmartinlover369 December 9, 2019