Manwich

A sauce used in conjunction with ground beef, can be used as a meal or more commonly used in a fleshlight or improvised masturbation device (IMD) to simulate a dirty bleeding rectum can be used hot or cold

Don't eat the manwich I made in the fridge it's cooling so that I may ejaculate into it later

by Spaghettinmanwich March 16, 2020

Mantis

The queen of insects

"Mantis regina insectorum"
The animal most similar to a human being, able to fascinate with the look, but above all to cut off the head of those who are unpleasant to her. But the mantis never abandons her style, and she always brings with her fascinating colors and an elegant bearing.

Are you looking for a mantis?

Mantises are capable of turning their heads and looking over their shoulders

by Thundermantis November 21, 2021

Perra Mantis

A dog named Perra with a Praying Mantis head

What's up Perra Mantis
Pera Medic

Pera Cite

by Gas Mask July 29, 2012

Pussy Mantis

A pussy mantis is an aggressive vagina that devours the penis from tip to shaft and leaves it raw!

Carl: I was walking through the woods, and out of No where I was attacked by a Pussy Mantis, she was so aggressive, I'm shocked she didn't bite my "head" off.

by ThecarlEffect September 24, 2015

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

manties

panties for men made especially so you can soil your self.

I shat my manties.. You shat your manties. I shat my manties and your manties.

by Joe October 12, 2004