Maintenance

in reference to a hand-job, (aka handie)
handy-man does mantenance.

we couldn't fuck because her mom was awake in the next room, so i let her give me some maintenance.

by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008

Manitalia

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.

It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.

by gee_ March 7, 2018

Maito

Mexican Nickname for Manuel , short for Manuelito.

A paisa looking Mexican would be named Maito.

by 9242 November 16, 2010

self-maintenance

jerking off; masturbation

I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.

by well-maintained September 20, 2010

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005