suck this mango

It can mean either 'in your face' or 'owned'

I just got into college! Suck this mango!

Dude, the chick you bagged last night was really your half-sister. Suck this Mango!

by Raphaël Azaghal April 13, 2010

Bronzy Mango

You put bronzer on your hand before having sex. Then put her/him on all fours slap them in the face with your bronzer hand while shoving a mango in their ass.

After my girlfriend told said she wanted fruit and needed a tan, I knew she was in for a bronzy mango kind of night!

by Ludakristin June 18, 2011

Hold on a mango

A phrase used when someone needs to do a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, making a sandwich, finish a conversation, check Facebook, put on cosmetics, change clothes, finish chores and homework, water a plant, get a drink, grab some money, make a phone call, feed a pet, etc.

Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go shoot some hoops?"

You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta go finish up some stuff."

by laurenandgalen December 19, 2011

It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

The Mango

The Mango is a sex move which originated from north korean immigrants who escaped from NK and travelled to Hong Kong on immigrant boats. The people who perform this sacred sex ritual are banned from entering either South Korea or North Korea due to their exccesively high gayness levels. Better luck next year guys.

William: Hey Eric, lets do the Mango.
Eric: Hell yeah biatch, your house or mine?
William: Lets do it on the roof of the school!
Eric: HELL YESSS.

by noobhead September 14, 2009

Sup Mango?

Greeting by which to greet people with.

"sup mango?"

"nuttin much"

by my name is idnurh March 28, 2009

unlucky mango

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.

You're such an unlucky mango...

by Unluckymango October 23, 2015