Pixy Muffin

A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.

Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-

by Chrome Prince February 7, 2013

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Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

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Choke on a muffin

It’s just an insult

Go choke on a muffin

by Crazyredhead1370 January 1, 2018

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Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

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Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

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Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009

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