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Cocker Locker 

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!
Cocker Locker by Ingdal February 12, 2009
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Pocket Locket 

The wind blew my skirt up yesterday. I forgot to wear underwear and everyone could see my pocket locket.
Pocket Locket by tebick April 25, 2011

Locker Room 

The place designated for people to change into or out of work out clothes. In public gyms there will typically be 70-year-old men walking around with little to no clothing on, thinking this is a perfectly acceptable practice. Usually the floors are slippery and covered in a medley of liquids ranging from jizz to pool water. In high school locker rooms, there is not much a of a difference. Well, besides the fact that you are required to take it to graduate and are pretty much forced to strip down to your underwear in front of your possibly gay classmates. The bathrooms here are usually not shown too much love, or at least when I went to school they weren't. On more than one occasion I have placed my gym bag in crap, touched walls covered in jizz, and stepped on a mound of pubis.
I remember vividly Freshman year, coming back from the pool (at least 5% of that water was just piss) to the locker room and stepping into the shower only to find it partially flooded because there was enough pubic hair to knit a sweater clogging the drain. I had been forever grateful the rest of my high school career that I would never being going back to that room ever again, and never would me, or my naked ass, be ogled at by gay kids for the rest of those 4 years.
Locker Room by Cripple Chris December 25, 2010

lockdown 

To keep a close eye on.
lockdown by ky August 12, 2003

LOCKDOWN 

Turning off all commuinication with the outside world (cell phones, phones, tv, computer, not answering door, having the dog(s)/cat(s)/kid(s) stay at the dogsitters/babysitters - to have mind-blowing, mind-altered sex.

Self-inflicted isolation for the purpose of re-booting the soul.
"LOCKDOWN."

"What happens in lockdown, stays in lockdown."
LOCKDOWN by Abella Sorella February 22, 2009

Lockdown 

Nickname for really tight people who "lock it down" in activities such as sports and whose name starts with an L.
-"Oh shit! He got you on lockdown."

-"Lockdown Lamey!"
Lockdown by Friendly Hamster April 13, 2009

meat locker 

A Slang term often used to mean a vagina or the sort.
Hey, i want to put my weiner in you meat locker.
meat locker by Andrew Hirsch April 21, 2006