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Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.
Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
by Johno47 January 12, 2009
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Limp Dick

The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...
Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.
by Nino8four February 3, 2010
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Limp Fish

When somebody cant get an erection, and tries to shag a girl, so its like trying to shove a fish in a letterbox
Damn, i tried to fuck Dawn, but i had such a limp fish
by Marnell October 3, 2006
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Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.
Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.
by AmericanBea March 2, 2011
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Limey

A stupid British person, or average british person, or smart british person, also known as eurotrash.
Would you like a spot of tea?
Shut up, stupid limey!
Backhand the limey!!!!!!!!!
by ahwe October 5, 2007
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Limp Bizket

the poopiest band ever
limp bizkit sucks a very very large amount
by Jeremy Studer January 28, 2005
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Lumpy Larry

When one is wearing spandex/under armour/or any other tight undergarment and shits their pants causing a lump in there rear quarters. This is usually caused by having to release fecal matter while laughing intensely.
Shit Mark you just gave me a Lumpy Larry.
by Dequan September 6, 2007
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