Lapër

An irresponsible person who lies frequently about his whereabouts or doesn’t keep his promise. A lapër usually ditches his friends or prefers a friend over another.

I can’t believe he didn’t come to the party with us, Tony is such a lapër.

by Laperspotter April 25, 2020

Laser

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.

Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!

by Threel April 27, 2020

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.

laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

Layser

layser is someone unique, great personality, beautiful eyes, and a heart bigger than this world. they are very talented and very passionate about things they love. if you ever meet layser, never let them go.

him: layser is so chill.
her: i know, layser is attractive too.

by deadbecauseiwanttobe February 20, 2021