Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 05, 2023

Oil Lamping

Gaslighting isn’t real I only oil lamp. It’s like lying all the time.

I think my husband is Oil Lamping me.

by Hank Free May 08, 2025

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 12, 2022

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.

This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.

by Women are women amirite? April 08, 2024

ランプ (Lamp)

Japanese indie band founded in 2000 by Yusuke Nagai, Kaori Sakakibara, and Taiyo Someya.
Their most popular song on Spotify is ゆめうつつ.

"Can you put on ランプ (Lamp)?"
"Yes, because I have good taste in music."

by psychotter January 28, 2024

Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state

Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night

by Yupcharva April 05, 2018

Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020