Lamp

an object that produces light

"I want to buy a new lamp"

by mmm chile anyways so October 1, 2020

lamp

an incredibly hot and talented woman called lauren jauregui

"I AM LAMP!!!"

by quinta harmonia stan December 3, 2021

lamp

laughing at my problems

person 1: I’m lamping
person 2: same bro

by najna November 20, 2020

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

lamp

Super cool or extremely rad

Wow Jamie’s hair is hella lamp

by cooolllgirls237191 February 15, 2021

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

Lamp

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost

Olly Murs does my head in, if I could, I would lamp the twat

by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021