by IDK, February 21, 2017
Get the Lampmug. by jaffa67 October 4, 2025
Get the Castlederg Salt Lampmug. When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023
Get the Foot fetish lamp prototype 7mug. someone from the sprunkoments
by twothealgebraien June 9, 2025
Get the lamp sprunkomug. When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
Get the Brazilian Lamp Shademug. An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
Get the Lava Lampmug. Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021
Get the LAMPmug.