ladigshitfromepants

Noun: some person looking at this word and digging in their crack

You: *Sees Post*
Also You: Damn, I never knew I was a uhhh.... Ladigshitfromepants?
Your Friend: Yep, I fell for it too. Don't worry.

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

landing craft

Landing crafts are small and medium seagoing watercraft, such as boats and barges, used to convey a landing force ( infintry and vehicles ) from the sea to the shore during an amphibious assault. The term excludes landing ships, which are larger. Production of landing craft peaked during World War II, with a significant number of different designs produced in large quantities by the United Kingdom and United States. Because of the need to run up onto a suitable beach, World War II landing craft were flat-bottomed, and many designs had a flat front, often with a lowerable ramp, rather than a normal bow. This made them difficult to control and very uncomfortable in rough seas.

As they sailed in, one landing craft was hit by 20 enemy shells.

by lieutenant cabbage November 12, 2022

Lafing

a word for dumb people that can speel.

look at her shes lafing

by Raccoonn March 29, 2023

Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.

Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".

by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

Ass Laing

A Man Whose Nuts Are At His Ass. He May Also Like Peas, Sugar And / Or Water.

I Was Playing bricket When My Ass Laing Was Kicked In The Ass, He Screamed "OUCH MY NUTS"

by Fatz May 20, 2003

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009