Joshua Garcia is an awesome person who touches the hearts of many and doesn't even know it. He is sometimes weird and is a bit of a geek in some stuff, but he is overall a really good friend. You could trust him and you could always count on him. He is really good looking so that is why he gets all the girls. He even gets head.
by RetroNinja215 June 2, 2017
Get the joshua garciamug. Joshuas Dick Size Is Very Big. He Could Rip Your Bootie hole apart. His Size Can Go Up To 8 Or 9 Inches. Goodluck Trying To Keep Your Girl Away From Joshua's Big Horse Cock.
by LartyMichael May 20, 2021
Get the Joshuas Dickmug. -a coward
-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
Him: *doesnt text for a week because he doesn’t care and is a stupid little bitch*
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.
“That person is such a joshua Lozano”
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.
“That person is such a joshua Lozano”
by Keodncneondnxosowj x September 11, 2018
Get the Joshua Lozanomug. Joshua is q fortnite god
by UrbanDlictionary April 26, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!
"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017
Get the joshua treemug. by Hehebeb March 17, 2022
Get the Joshua’s hairbrushmug. 