A goofy retard who sucks at baseball and still plays fortnite cuz he's gay. He thinks he is good at baseball cuz he played for some travel team called USA Showcase but he's not. He is now broke because he spent all of his money on a 1300 dollar gaming pc so he has to use a 2007 voodoo as his bat that he got at goodwill. His nickname is McLovin because he looks exactly like McLovin from superbad.
by RageMonster44 February 6, 2020
Get the Joshua Claymug. Joshuas Dick Size Is Very Big. He Could Rip Your Bootie hole apart. His Size Can Go Up To 8 Or 9 Inches. Goodluck Trying To Keep Your Girl Away From Joshua's Big Horse Cock.
by LartyMichael May 20, 2021
Get the Joshuas Dickmug. -a coward
-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
Him: *doesnt text for a week because he doesn’t care and is a stupid little bitch*
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.
“That person is such a joshua Lozano”
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.
“That person is such a joshua Lozano”
by Keodncneondnxosowj x September 11, 2018
Get the Joshua Lozanomug. Joshua is q fortnite god
by UrbanDlictionary April 26, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!
"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017
Get the joshua treemug. Very cool man, he has over $20 in his wallet. He was a member of the Josh fight and though he didn't win, he killed about 5 different Joshes because he was just that powerful.
by Totally_Not_Joshua_Marks May 17, 2021
Get the Joshua Marksmug. Joshua Du is a tall muscular charming man with dark dark black like curly hair. He has brown eyes and wears glasses. he loves to dab and make memes.
by IMAPIECEOFPOO April 10, 2019
Get the Joshua Dumug.