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Jordon Tom Jon

3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.
You could stick a Jordon Tom Jon in me
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023
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Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.
I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.
by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021
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Jon

Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.

It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.

Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.

Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
by Sconeface June 2, 2013
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jon riley

when you first meet him, he will be very aggressive and straight forward, but after a while he will grow on you. he doesn't always acknowledge you when you talk to him, and can be a dick to girls. he falls in love with a different girl every day. for example, today he fell in love with three separate girls. he probably league of legends. he likes making music
Jon Riley can be such a fuck, but after hanging out with him for a week I've discovered he's actually pretty cool.
by francinebechtel October 3, 2013
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Jon and Kate Plus 8

Pretty much the best TLC show in the world. About a mom and dad having 8 kids (twins and sextuplets)... Pretty much rocks if you love kids and life unscripted!!
Oh that show stinks.. its not Jon and Kate Plus 8!
by Kathryn14 March 6, 2009
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Lil Jon

Lil Jon is rapper, doing crunk music. People say that he only says 3 words in all his songs but they have only heard one of his songs (Yeah!), and not the other songs, where he even has whole verses.
Lil Jon:
Now bitch niggas straight crunk
Its beena long time for a nigga to act the way
we actin'
I tell you what, its been a long time for a nigga
to act like the way we livin'
Well fuck us, shiat

(Straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk)
by OllieKickFlip September 21, 2005
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Jon

A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.
Wow Jon runs like a Jon.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
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