3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023
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I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.
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Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.
It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.
Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.
Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.
Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.
Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
by Sconeface June 2, 2013
Get the Jon mug.when you first meet him, he will be very aggressive and straight forward, but after a while he will grow on you. he doesn't always acknowledge you when you talk to him, and can be a dick to girls. he falls in love with a different girl every day. for example, today he fell in love with three separate girls. he probably league of legends. he likes making music
Jon Riley can be such a fuck, but after hanging out with him for a week I've discovered he's actually pretty cool.
by francinebechtel October 3, 2013
Get the jon riley mug.Pretty much the best TLC show in the world. About a mom and dad having 8 kids (twins and sextuplets)... Pretty much rocks if you love kids and life unscripted!!
by Kathryn14 March 6, 2009
Get the Jon and Kate Plus 8 mug.Lil Jon is rapper, doing crunk music. People say that he only says 3 words in all his songs but they have only heard one of his songs (Yeah!), and not the other songs, where he even has whole verses.
Lil Jon:
Now bitch niggas straight crunk
Its beena long time for a nigga to act the way
we actin'
I tell you what, its been a long time for a nigga
to act like the way we livin'
Well fuck us, shiat
(Straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk)
Now bitch niggas straight crunk
Its beena long time for a nigga to act the way
we actin'
I tell you what, its been a long time for a nigga
to act like the way we livin'
Well fuck us, shiat
(Straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk)
by OllieKickFlip September 21, 2005
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by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
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