Joe

The blackest jew on da block

this nigga joe try be fuckin a bad bitch name cinnamon

by Nig Kebab March 12, 2015

Joe

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT

I hate you Joe you cock sucking faggot

by fuckoffjoeidiot September 9, 2018

Joe

The everyday, average, annoying fuck in life.

Guy A: Man I fucking hate Joe. He's such a... A um...
Guy B: A Joe?
Guy A: Ya!

by Lying_Cake June 30, 2014

Joe

Where cars go to die. You can take them to a Joe who will run them til they die.

I think my car is heading down Joe Lane soon.

You might want to take your car to Joe, it looks kind of run down.

by JujyBerry November 9, 2011

Joe

a thicc nigga with a big dick.

"Hi Joe."

by BigBoiThiccBoi October 16, 2019

Joe

A good looking guy, mostly a player with no regard for girls. Joes have a new girl everyweek. When you first meet him he seems like a prince that will save you from reality, then he leaves you lying in the dust because you have some flaws. Never throw your self at a Joe, make the Joe chase you. Despite all of these bad things, if you ever date a Joe he will be the sweetest person ever meet. He will treat you like a princess and will protect you from anything that trys to hurt you. Joes are some if the greatest people to date, just be careful with the aftermath.

Girl 1: what happened with Lulu and that guy she met? He loved her for 2 months! They start going out and then he leaves her after a week!!
Girl 2: What a jerk
Girl 3: He is a total Joe

by L.V.O November 10, 2012

Joe

Slang for someone enlisted in the United States Army.

Did you see that Joe in walmart? Do they ever take off their uniforms?

by SquallyZ06 February 23, 2009