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jelly tug

A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam
I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.
by Sqitso August 9, 2008
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jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.
me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.
by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007
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Jellybelling

The attempt of sexual intercourse of two large human beings. Hopefully a male and female human being.
Cody: "Dude, I just walked in on Austin and Katie jellybelling!"

Simon: "Oh my god, what is that?"

Cody: "Did you ever see GOOD LUCK CHUCK? It's like sex between that fat chick and a sumo wrestler!"
by Cody "Hot" Dill December 5, 2007
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jellycups

Jealous. Feeling resentment against someone because of that person's rivalry, success, or advantages.
Did you see Jessica's new iPad?" - "Yea, it made me super jellycups.
by MissyMonster May 26, 2010
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Jelly Story

A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 20, 2011
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Jelly Holing

The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.
Hey man what did you do last night?

Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.
by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012
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Jellybitch

A girl that gets extremely possessive of her boyfriend and won't let him hang out with female friends
Ugh Jen is such a jellybitch. She won't let Adam and I hang out -.-
by hawaiichick10 June 2, 2015
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