triple jerk

When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.

1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.

2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.

by pimpster12 April 6, 2011

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jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face

noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.

by mark durning September 6, 2007

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shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.

Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?

by yabig March 2, 2020

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An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.

Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.

by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

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smirk jerk

An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.

Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.

by zeus64 April 12, 2011

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The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011

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