Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, I got 201 rings. (All colors of the rainbow) we are now married.
by JeremyAndrettiIsHot April 24, 2021
Get the Jeremy Andrettimug. Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”
I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.
by Kurt Stevens 11 July 16, 2018
Get the Jeremy Davismug. by Flubby19 February 8, 2019
Get the Jeremy Pivenmug. The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
by crazypete12 December 7, 2012
Get the Jeremy's Bikemug. A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.
by Notjerbear November 7, 2015
Get the jeremy kalinamug. Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous
who needs to seek help
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by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022
Get the Jeremy Martinmug. Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.
by JmfknT February 14, 2021
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