Jeremy's Bike

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.

Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.

by crazypete12 December 7, 2012

Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help

damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin

by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022

jeremy camp

Too intelligent its scary. And too sexy for his own good. Can be slick and devious, making his way into the bed of any woman he desires. Perfect and appropiate for any and every situation whether it be taking him home to meet mom and dad or hitting the ghetto to score some drugs.

Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.

Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.

"I really need an orgasm but I also need a pedicure"
"I know the perfect person! Jeremy Camp"

"Whatch out for Jeremy Camp.

He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."

"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"

by BuddyISlove March 1, 2020

jeremy kalina

A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.

Damn I wish I could date Jeremy Kalina but he is in a relationship.

by Notjerbear November 7, 2015

Jeremy Davis

Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”

I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.

by Kurt Stevens 11 July 16, 2018

Jeremy Piven

An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate

"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"

by Flubby19 February 8, 2019

Jeremy allen

Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.

Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.

by JmfknT February 14, 2021