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Jens

A poor piece of garbage who spends his life attempting to look wealthy.
Jens bought 3 IKEA lamps that can change color
by Sheepish mofucka September 19, 2020
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Jens

A smart, musical and optimistic man. Although he gets angry easily sometimes, he is the kind of person you want to talk to. Having this guy around will definitely lighten the mood up.
Oh my! That guy is such a Jens! I really wanna bang with him!
by SportySucka April 13, 2020
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Jens

An old fart who always complains about the way that things are done. He is very critical about the people around him and won’t miss out the opportunity to criticise someone.
Person 1: “Oh look over there its Jens”
Person 2 : “Oh no! Get away before he spots us!”
by @{}@ November 4, 2019
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Jens

A nice guy, taking car for everyone he knows and probably the most loyal friend you can have. He refuses using WhatsApp but tends using his smartphone when ever possible even when going for a poop.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.
This is my Jens. The one over there with the cap.
by Princess Susie January 21, 2022
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Jens

Usually a name used for people who can smoke an insane amount of weed.
Dude, that guy is a Jens
by Fermefrans78 November 21, 2021
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Jens

Most sexy man alive, no-one comes close to his big dick energy. Females have a natural attraction to him and will immediately have a thirst for his d.
Jens is so hot I want him so bad.
by Lauritzsohot12345 December 12, 2022
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Nathan and Jen

Did you ever see Nathan and jennifer? Wow they are the best couple ever
by EVE11111 June 5, 2023
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