jabron

a guy who is well equiped, smart, hilarious, athletic.
and loves to live life to the fullest, also considered to be a pimp.

Look at the awesome guy, he is such a jabron(:

by tfinkman July 6, 2010

Jabronie

To steal somthing un-important, such as a seat.

If two of my friends were sitting on a bench and one got up. I'de Jabronie their seat; I stole their seat.

by RjDizzle April 15, 2006

Jabroni

Respected accountant, working efficiently with the use of APC.

APC why don't you contact those jabronis to give you instructions.

by Offshore colleagues July 20, 2016

Jabronist Marxist

1. One who follows the theories of Jabronism and Marxism.

2. One who loses on purpose to make Marxism seem viable.

Bill I need SSI due to my obesity. Capitalism has put me in this position. Clearly Marxism is the answer to my problems.

Bob: Actually what you're describing is a Jabronist Marxist which is very similar to a regular Marxist.

by Sam Neil December 24, 2017

Jaydon

Usually a man that has black hair, usualy around 6 foot, good looking , but freezes up whenever they are around people they don’t know.

Girl 1: Look at that good looking guy sitting on the couch not talking to anyone.
Girl 2: He must be a Jaydon

by Bi9B1rd January 6, 2020

Jayson

He's a certified nerd and he's not afraid to show it, Star wars, Lord of the rings, DnD, you name it. This doesn't mean he's not cool though, he's one of the most genuine of people you will ever meet. He is also great at impressions and an absolute blast to be around, he never fails to lighten the mood whilst he munches on his chocolate. But be careful, he's not for takes. He has a demon with HIM..

STAY AWAY!
Also he a biiiiittttchhhhh. <=====(-¬

Omg, he's such a "Jayson" *giggle*

by Kai is amazing November 25, 2021

Pulling a Jayson

1. Being a Pussy 2. Trying to be over professional in unprofessional situations.. also see douche bag

Man he sure is pulling a Jayson right now.

by brewdog0503 October 23, 2009