Jamesernaut

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

by pau pau August 25, 2009

James-shot

the word for the act of running very close to someone in a first-person shooting video game and pulling the trigger

Joe runs up to Paul with a sniper rifle and shoots Paul point blank in the head

Paul: OMG Joe, that was such a James-shot

Joe: Nuu uhh im too skilled for that!

by jamesshot6543 September 5, 2009

James Bundock

James Bundock is a parkour legend who has been known to run up walls and jump incredible distances. He also cannot die.
He is the man the moth the legend. Beware the Bundock

Did you see James Bundock climb that wall last night? He's a moth!

by An Anonymous Geezer August 28, 2017

james burke

faggot

james burke is a faggot

by yop696969 December 5, 2017

James Morris

A nice, sexy man with a large ass cock.

You are a James Morris.

by TylerM February 12, 2019

James hower

This is a nickname of a person who is very often asked hower you all the time and is very attracted to males. This kind of person loves fortnite and dating guys. They like to get fisted and to first other men.

James Hower went to the pride parade with his boyfriend.

by SolaRadaR July 29, 2019

James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison

by Yeayaaaaa April 13, 2020