Guy 1: Dude I fucked that hot chick we were talking about last night. You know the one that was across the bar.
Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.
Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.
by IkkiFats May 18, 2009
The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"
Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."
Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."
by sweet_cheeks_3 February 07, 2011
A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.
by sericesmb16 January 22, 2015
pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
by imcrazywidit July 26, 2023
by farhanastfusmellyindian May 26, 2022
Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."
Story Stealer
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."
Story Stealer
by jjkkmm May 27, 2018
when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame
Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup
by gregory thomasson August 28, 2009