ipod nano

Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.

"I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."

by pledet October 3, 2005

ipod headphones

When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.

me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary

by LVNUTZ July 12, 2010

ipod mini

The best mp3 player that you can use to listen to music or cheat on a test cause teach don't realized that you can put test notes on it.

I use my ipod to cheat and made the deans list!!!

by a-girl-that-cheated-with-ipod May 13, 2005

ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

by tahnee May 15, 2005

Ipod Touch

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.

You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.

The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

by TArne February 10, 2009

Raging iPod

An excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a boner, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his iPod

Man 1: Dude, Last night at the club, I was dancin with this chick, and got a boner.

Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?

Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod

by AlsoknownaS April 20, 2010

iPod Voice

When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster

Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.

Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.

by ijm September 30, 2012