A Nit Pickle is a person who lacks the mental capacity for anything really. They can be academically smart or even genius but they lack severely in Life Skills. The word Nit Pickle means that their common sense brain is about the size of a pickled nit, no bigger, no smaller.
*The A+ Kid drys the dishes in Home economics with a wet tea towel.*
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
by Megliaadonkianclestrousaphobia September 13, 2020
when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it
guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
by juandeag September 06, 2019
1.) Chocolate dipped ding-dong ...with nuts.
2.) Any phallic shaped object (such as a pickle) dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.
3.) A turd.
2.) Any phallic shaped object (such as a pickle) dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.
3.) A turd.
by sillyovaries September 07, 2012
You make an incredible basketball shot from the other side of the court behind your back (et cetera) but when you turn to your friends to say, "Holy shit! Did you see that!?" no one did. And so you shrug & sigh, "Flaming Pickle."
by Liz Y. January 13, 2009
by Marcinicus June 18, 2021
The opposite of being smooth
by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019
A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.
by Smc43 June 17, 2022