petting the kangaroo

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee
by bj447799 October 08, 2009
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petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.
"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"
by sneakypickleboy February 21, 2016
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pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.
person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."
by gabble gospel March 10, 2020
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PET CESTODA

It is my CESTODA TAPE WORM GUT PET.

A nice college student bought my PET TASMAN and SHIT a good meal.

My aggressive pet.

ANAL ALAN and since I had my PET TASMAN I get my new name.

Still the other name sticks as get me more SHITEATING DATES.
The little girls , little boys and babies want ANAL ALAN to treat his PET CESTODA well as in fact they want me to name him TASMAN which is a great name.

My PET TASMAN comes first as when I am eating I can feel TASMAN inside of me eating hardy and I know my PET CESTODA is happy when I get abdominal pains after and great constipation as what I like as this SHIT TRANNY feels the pleasure of CHILD BIRTH thanks to my PET TASMAN.

I had a CAPSTANO PEPPER in my PORTA POTTA and I p she'd my BOWEL OUT like having SHIT TO SHIT in fact the CAPSTANO PEPPER disappeared and I am wondering where It went and now I know my PET CESTODA TASMAN came out of my ASSH0LE and grabbed it when I was pushing my RECTAL AREA out.

Listen if ANAL ALAN is lower than SHIT IN SHIT as my PET CESTODA was happily birthed in SHIT IN SHIT ANAL ALAN the SHITEATER has taken a NEW NAME and being lower ..SHIT.. as my PET TASMAN comes first as a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING everyday is in order but I will ..SHIT.. keep FUCKING MY OWN KIND SHIT with my TONGUE RHYTHMS.

OK,JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE your PET CESTODA will help you win dates as advertise on the DOUBLE LIST board you want especially SHIT IN SHIT for SHITEATING as ..SHIT.. is required to.make PET TASMAN happy.
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Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.
Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.
by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017
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heavy petting

ummm im not to sure but i think its pretty much anything while the clothes are still on. Like foreplay but more pointless.
tara caught us doing some "heavy petting" WTF.
by emoanthony October 11, 2005
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teachers pet

where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none
tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids
by James Connor August 13, 2006
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