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garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022
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Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.
Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.
by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019
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gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler September 11, 2016
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Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.
Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020
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Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.
Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*
by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017
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meat garden

I would like to plow your MEAT GARDEN.
I'm gonna plant my seed in your MEAT GARDEN
by Spaztik doom August 19, 2022
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Snake Garden

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.
All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden
by Albus12345 November 27, 2018
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