taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
by TheBigBoyB January 26, 2015
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Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result
Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/
by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 24, 2010
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Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Those Shower Thoughts are cool!
by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017
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shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo
bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique
by mu ying October 04, 2020
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A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.
by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016
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Shower Shot

An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.
Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.
by Xylopho May 15, 2018
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Gin Shower

A pre-event team ritual, usually associated with a sporting match. The team will shout GIN SHOWER and rally in a circle with their right arms all pointing inwards and slightly down. The team will then, in increasing speed, run in a clockwise circle raising their voices and arms in unison until finally at a point determined by the majority, they will all end their yell/cheer at its highest volume while throwing their arms upwards. It is only ever performed before an event or match, to bring good luck.
The team performed a Gin Shower just before stepping onto the court.
by Anagin Skypasser May 20, 2019
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