Walking Beds

(also known as Wb)
a group of people (mostly 6) going in a row of two, talking loudly and gossiping over other people. This is mostly a group of girls.

P1: "oh no. There are Walking Beds."
P2: "Wb meeting again"

by aWalkingBed January 18, 2019

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

Bed Marbles

Male genitalia

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.

by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013

bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.

That girl is such a bed dweller

by Tbitz September 18, 2015

Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017