Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.
by pledet October 3, 2005

When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.
me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
by LVNUTZ July 12, 2010

The best mp3 player that you can use to listen to music or cheat on a test cause teach don't realized that you can put test notes on it.
by a-girl-that-cheated-with-ipod May 13, 2005

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"
by tahnee May 15, 2005

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
by TArne February 10, 2009

An excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a boner, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his iPod
Man 1: Dude, Last night at the club, I was dancin with this chick, and got a boner.
Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?
Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod
Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?
Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod
by AlsoknownaS April 20, 2010

a discord server that tech obsessed degenerates join to talk about the iPod franchise by apple inc.
it's unusual community has created many a cat girl and dog boy often leading to self searching about their gender identity and sexual orientation and if they are a furry or not.
the mod team that mods this hell are made up of those who have survived the hell for so long that they gain enough power to ban those who break the rules and act like wankers.
it's unusual community has created many a cat girl and dog boy often leading to self searching about their gender identity and sexual orientation and if they are a furry or not.
the mod team that mods this hell are made up of those who have survived the hell for so long that they gain enough power to ban those who break the rules and act like wankers.
me: dude, did you join /r/iPod?
you: yea i did, why?
me: i pray to whatever deity exists to have mercy on your soul when you die.
you: yea i did, why?
me: i pray to whatever deity exists to have mercy on your soul when you die.
by The Blood God March 8, 2021
