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subsonic humanoid

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.
by Reader. April 1, 2009
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Facebook Humanitarian

someone that joins and/or becomes fan of all types of "causes" on Facebook and is always posting on his/her wall something about helping the poor and suffering. However in real life this person does not live up to this at all.
Guy: "hey did you see Kendra's FB page, she's joined like a 100 causes and is always reminding us to don't forget about the suffering and to stay green.

Guy2 : She's sucha Facebook Humanitarian; last night my father saw her running away in her hummer after dumping her old tv down the street.
by Kakashi-Senpai March 5, 2010
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Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
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kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
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lesser human

David you fucking lesser human
by the moungrule April 24, 2018
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pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese
person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human
by viniggar February 2, 2019
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The Human Egoverse

The collective universe of human minds and egos globally.
The human egoverse has been magnified and intensified by the internet.
by on May 5, 2022
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