balls hose

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

by brexitroy March 19, 2022

Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates

"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"

by Kegs47 August 25, 2016

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 31, 2023

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021

Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.

Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!

by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021