Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.

Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!

by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

by mickroot August 9, 2008

hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates

"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"

by Kegs47 August 24, 2016

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013