When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker
My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs
by Oh stewardess August 18, 2016
Get the Worse then a hookermug. A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019
Get the Booger Hookermug. a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!
by Kels&Tiff April 9, 2008
Get the slutfaced hookermug. Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
by LittleMonster1203 February 21, 2011
Get the that's so hookermug. *drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
by Miss Puss November 4, 2019
Get the Fucking Hookersmug. First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:
“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
by jfs912 February 16, 2019
Get the Hooker Cuddlemug. Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
by Tremb1es April 7, 2020
Get the Hooker's Showermug.