hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.
jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.
by Simon September 17, 2003
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hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!
by cerealkilla May 26, 2006
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Tread-hog

A scrawny lollypop headed girl or woman, who hogs the treadmill at the gym, walking briskly for hours as though it would make any difference to her emaciated figure, thus preventing others using the machine.
"I had to quit gym early because there were too many tread-hogs"
by Diamond Tee April 09, 2009
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Hog Roast

A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round
by Tictac21 November 04, 2019
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hog grubber

Some one who is very stingy
Dont be such a hog grubber and let me have some.
by Unstrung puppet December 17, 2015
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Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 11, 2010
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Hog Knuckle

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.
Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.
by Jades5150 January 20, 2018
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