hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.

A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!

by cerealkilla May 30, 2006

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."

I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.

by SilverPirate September 12, 2013

hog shute

A passage way for hogs ( penises) to enter the booty pipe or vaginal cavity allowing the woman to climax / ejacualte. This is for our friend Lady Clitbird

You're hog Shute is infested with diseases such as herpes

by Mj2323 December 22, 2013

Hassle Hog

a type of cake commonly found in the LA area. (other parts of california too)

hey, could you cut me a slice of that hassle hog?

by dustulator January 5, 2023

Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.

Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.

Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.

by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010