hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.

A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!

by cerealkilla May 30, 2006

shit hog

a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.

My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.

by frizzlefryporcelaingod814 December 23, 2009

Hassle Hog

a type of cake commonly found in the LA area. (other parts of california too)

hey, could you cut me a slice of that hassle hog?

by dustulator January 5, 2023

hog shute

A passage way for hogs ( penises) to enter the booty pipe or vaginal cavity allowing the woman to climax / ejacualte. This is for our friend Lady Clitbird

You're hog Shute is infested with diseases such as herpes

by Mj2323 December 22, 2013

chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.

Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.

by Ilene October 23, 2003

bonie hog

someone who judges you for eating two burgers.

Are you kidding me? Two burgers??? you are an absolute pig! that doesn’t sit right with bonie hog.

by Sausagepocket1000 May 2, 2023