Haffahoe

A girl that is a size B. She is less than 5'2". She doesn't even know her natural hair color. She whitens her teeth with skeet. And she is attracted to guys with girlfriends. She owns a sidekick. She wears glasses and skinny jeans. She never matches. She likes the color yellow. She has purple Hulk pants. She has really small hands. and a giant mouth. Her skin is really pale. She dreams of having a guy step in her sweatpants. She makes really bad decisions. And she likes the person that is writing this. That would be me. She's a screamer. And her voice is extremely high pitched. Haffahoe. Slutbucket. Sex pot. Sex kitten. Meanie face.

That girl is a haffahoe.

by Jordan Abbatiello December 23, 2008

Hoffiscate

To dissappear in the style of Jimmy Hoffa.

We went on three dates, but then after shared how he spent 6 years in the psych ward at Bellevue, I stopped returning his calls and decided to Hoffiscate.

by Hippolytus March 6, 2011

hobface

Hobface
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.

Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.

A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.

That girl Kayla just tripped me
Yeah she's a total hobface

by lizzchick September 21, 2011

Hofflelog

When a women inserts a chicken head into her vagina while her husband does the hokey pokey in a turtle costume.

Sally and her husband did a hofflelog last night, and now there is blood on the carpet.

by Evil762 October 28, 2011

Hofactor

An element or cause that contributes to being a Ho.

1. Her red lipstick add to her Hofactor.

2. When going to a job interview make sure to Ho-Down and lower your Hofactor.

3. That dress is to low cut and has a high Hofactor.

by Soth Baby May 16, 2012

Hoffle shnoffle

A word to use in awkward situations to make others feel uncomfortable and confused.

"Why are you failing Spanish?"
"Hoffle shnoffle "
/:

by Ginganinga August 15, 2012

hoffheimer

To metaphorically fuck or sucker punch vicariously through a subordinate while hiding like a pussy.

My new boss totally hoffheimered me! He just hired me too weeks ago for 500 and hour then fired me through the janitor while on vacation in Tulsa! That Fuck!

by Pa Pa Squat January 13, 2014