Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

Don't Date Him Girl

A great site to warn others about cheaters, players, losers, haters, etc.

Kelly, that guy that asked you out yesterday, he's on don't date him girl .com!

Kelly: What?!?!

by justdontdatehimgirl May 5, 2009

Jew him down

The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.

The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.

by Maxwell July 17, 2004

Pop him one

Verb. It is a phrase to describe an individual to smack someone, or hit someone over the head with one's own hand.

"Fred is a jerk! I have half a mind to Pop him one."

by Suga-Bun February 20, 2019

Breaking Him up

A New York term for beating the absolute shit of someone

If he comes outside I’m breaking him up

by ImTae July 19, 2019

fucked him off

Aussie slang for cutting someone out of your life

Jerry was being a complete knucklehead to John so John fucked him off and ended their friendship right then and there

by AnonymousAustralianGuy October 1, 2021

Punished Him Severely

Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.

Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021