“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
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According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
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by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Sex mug.A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.
Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.
Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.
The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here…
by SeaCrone June 5, 2025
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Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
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bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”
Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”
Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”
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