The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.
by Anon305 December 4, 2010
Get the People who write herp-slurpmug. A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.
by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011
Get the Herp De Derp De Tittly Tummug. A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehousemug. a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010
Get the syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aidsmug. (n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.
by Danny London March 16, 2015
Get the showgirl herpesmug. Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.
Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"
Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"
Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.
by Shloopz January 4, 2017
Get the Herpe Heathenmug. Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.
by happyplatypus September 18, 2011
Get the Herpes Pimplemug.