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Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster
by BaldHamster December 16, 2021
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hipster-groupie

A "hipster-groupie" is a sole individual that lives, eats, and breathes the "hipster" style of life. Extensive research has shown that it is usually an employer/employee relationship, with said employer typically failing to understand meaning of "work-place boundaries." "Hipster groupies" can also be identified as the more casual, street-slang term "Buddy Holly fanatics." Between the two titles, it comes down to whichever you'd prefer to include in your colloquial.
hipster-groupie hipster groupie love
by B.H. Jr. March 4, 2009
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Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.
I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.
by WedgiedGirl December 7, 2018
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Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.
Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
by emosheep May 5, 2011
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Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high
"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"
by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009
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Hamster

A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.
by jwka2001 May 17, 2010
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hipster shield

When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".
John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.
by Derek Rollergasm July 10, 2012
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